What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What would a Scotsman call a mountain which is on the moon?

A moon-tain.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.