What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.