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What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

What's tall, white and has ears?

A mountain.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.