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What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

Here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie