What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain?

Nothing. They were both stoned.

How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain?

Acceptable

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan