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What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

What did the mole hill say to the mountain?

I see my ex came by.

What do you get if you cross a mountain and a baby?

A cry for Alp!

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why does ISIS call camels "Ships of the Desert"?

Because they are full of ISIS seamen.

Why are camels referred to as "the ships of the desert"?

They are full of Iranian seman