What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

What do you call a mountain of puns?

Mount Cleverest

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert?

Very tired feet.

Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.