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What did the mountain say to the desert?

You're hot

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Mountain Jokes More Mountain Jokes

Why don't mountains get cold?

They wear snow caps. *cringe* Courtesy of Westjet's horrible phone line.

You see, mountains aren't just funny.

They are hill areas.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

Ghost buzzards

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!