What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than your pop.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What's a Brit's favorite baked good?

Cake.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

How do you make a dog float?

Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing