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What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality.

What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger?

The bogeyman.

Bake Jokes More Bake Jokes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

He kneaded the dough.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.