How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

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What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

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What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener