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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do ducks fly high?

They use quack!

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too