How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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What file archiver do Tigers use?

Win-Rawr.

Why does Bernie Sanders use Snapchat?

Damn E-mails!

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Why sacrifice virgins?

Because they've done nothing to deserve it.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

What did the can say to the can opener?

You make me flip my lid.