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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

Because they cant find the point.

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Cherry Jokes More Cherry Jokes

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

Bottle Jokes More Bottle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

Opener Jokes More Opener Jokes

What do you call a broken can-opener?

A can't opener.

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.