Cherry Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

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Snow White's virginity.

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She was feeling Sleepy.

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What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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