Cherry Jokes

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

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What looks like red paint but is dry?

Dried red paint

What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do u find an old man in the dark?

Its not that hard

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Snow White Jokes More Snow White Jokes

What's red and has 7 dents?

Snow White's cherry

Why is Snow White?

Because it's perfect, just the way God made it.

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