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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half