What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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Why was the New Englander so intent on looking for his khakis?

Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

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What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half