What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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He was taking a look around

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What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.