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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What do you call a half elephant, half rhinoceros?

An abomination.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half