What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half