What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.