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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

What did the conductor do when half of the cello section called in sick a week before a major concert?

He was forced to resort to excessive violins.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.