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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half