What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

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What looks like half an apple?

The other half

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.