What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

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What do you call a pizza who's a DJ?

DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half