It doesn't have windows.
No Escape
All of them
She's Got The Jack
Hit the Road Jack
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
You don't no jack!
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
ICandy
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
For the watch.
The iLiner.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
The MaxiPad
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
Citrus down.
New product, same design.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Because they all involve iPatches.
(Scream) APPLE!!!
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
They both look good hanging from a tree
Steve Jobs went underground.
To a Bananas foster home.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
I, Mac.
Google maps.
Ask Apple.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
No Jobs
An Apple turnover.
They both don't drive tractors.
Pear pressure.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
A crab apple.
Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.
They both look good hanging from trees
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
Apple genius.
APPLES!!!*
A crab apple!
Its peelings were hurt.
Immigrants
They both lost jack.
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
Have you ever tried worm pie!
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
With Apple accessories.
Lost
Because he didn't know Mandarin
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
You've got some crust.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
AN APPLE!
A bus
McBook Eyre
For the watch!
Take a snorkel.
None, the two are not a snake
A pineapple.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Be born in China.
An i-phony
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
Because the lime was engaged.
Neither one has Jobs.
A bookworm!
It can look round.
Because they're crab apples!
Apple the door myself!
She could never say no to apple.
Looking for Jobs.
IPatch
A pineapple!
A fruit by the foot
When you take careful aim.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
To get to the other cider.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Someone took a bite out of its Apple.
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Man, go away!
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
You should Bill Gates.
Namaste
The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."
Raise a family.
Black man working
The sound of silence
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
The where petrified.
O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.
At the monkey bars.
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Pulp Fiction!
Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
