It doesn't have windows.
No Escape
All of them
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
She's Got The Jack
Hit the Road Jack
Because there are no windows!
Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.
You don't no jack!
No chance of blocking an uppercut.
He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.
ICandy
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
For the watch.
The iLiner.
Because they're not PC.
Because they're not PC
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.
I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.
The MaxiPad
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
They both like seeing the same thing a year later.
Citrus down.
New product, same design.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Because they all involve iPatches.
Scream) APPLE!!!
Because it keeps the Doctor away!
They both look good hanging from a tree
Steve Jobs went underground.
To a Bananas foster home.
They're both orange except for the Apple.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
I, Mac.
Google maps.
Ask Apple.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
No Jobs
An Apple turnover.
They both don't drive tractors.
Pear pressure.
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
A crab apple.
Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.
They both look good hanging from trees
Because then it would be a pair (pear)!
Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
Apple genius.
APPLES!!!*
A crab apple!
Its peelings were hurt.
You can't hear an apple
Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"
Immigrants
They both lost jack.
You owe Eve an O.
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
Have you ever tried worm pie!
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
With Apple accessories.
Lost
Because he didn't know Mandarin
Because everyone had to go on in pairs!
You've got some crust.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
AN APPLE!**
A bus
McBook Eyre
For the watch!
Take a snorkel.
None, the two are not a snake
A pineapple.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
Be born in China.
Because once go Mac you never go back.
An i-phony
Nothing -- apples don't talk!
BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors
Because the lime was engaged.
Neither one has Jobs.
A bookworm!
It can look round.
Because they're crab apples!
Apple the door myself!
She could never say no to apple.
Looking for Jobs.
IPatch
A pineapple!
A fruit by the foot
When you take careful aim.
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
They both work with crust.
An Investigator.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Shellfish.
You're two shellfish.
Whitney Houston's nose
Coconut
They were looking for the ark tick.
Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.
Scoli-isis
2 large planes
One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries
A lightbulb.
