What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower?

A widower.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"