What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!