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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear