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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!