What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!