What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

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Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill?

Who said talk is cheap

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.