How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.

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What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark