How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping