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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up?

A Drag Queen

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.