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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them

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Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

What would Apple laptops be called if Steve Jobs had been Irish?

McBook Eyre

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody Wood Pickle!