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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win