What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini