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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo