What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.