What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids