What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

Where does a cow go to watch a film?

The mooovies. pls tell to friends.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.