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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

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Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI