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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

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What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI