What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

What do cows read at the breakfast table?

The moospaper!

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What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI