What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

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Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic