What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Magic Jokes More Magic Jokes

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador