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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of Native American is Nikki Minaj?

Arapahoe.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan