Magic Jokes

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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He only Phelps himself.

How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

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How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What does a dyslexic programmer say after a magic trick?

Da-Ta!!

What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

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What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador! I am not sorry.

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How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

What should the Packers call their cheerleaders?

Green Baes

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.