Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

What's the difference between magic and black magic?

Black magic doesn't work.

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What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

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How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

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Why does OP never deliver?

Removed

What do you get when OP gets erections?

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A Sioux Flay

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Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor