Magic Jokes

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Op Jokes More Op Jokes

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

What do Koreans need when they take out the dog?

Oven mitts

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?

A schoolteacher says "Spit out that toffee" and a train says "Choo choo."

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord?

The leash goes slack

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

Hairy Potter Jokes More Hairy Potter Jokes

What do you call a hirsute ceramicist?

Hairy Potter

What do you call a bearded gardener?

Hairy Potter