Magic Jokes

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Stunt Jokes More Stunt Jokes

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Cheerleader Jokes More Cheerleader Jokes

What do you call 2 Nuns &amp a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends &amp a Wide Reciever

What color is a cheerleader?

Yeller.

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

What is the most popular breakfast at the World Trade Center?

A plane bagel.

Magic Trick Jokes More Magic Trick Jokes

What do you call a dog who does magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the fastest insect in the World?

Lice" Why... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"