Magic Jokes

What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Why kind of cigarettes do Hawaiians smoke?

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What's in your mom's tummy?

5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador! I am not sorry.

What do you call a Magician's dog?

A Labracadabrador.

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How did Magic Johnson get Aids?

By using his Magic Johnson.

How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS?

A Magic Johnson.

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What's the difference between the strippers and the circus?

The circus has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a sorority and a circus?

A circus has a cunning array of stunts

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How does a dog catcher gets paid?

By the pound.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

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When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

What happened to the over amorous clam?

It pulled a mussel.