Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

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What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

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What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

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What is the biggest joke in the world as of now?

The current US presidential election

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!