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Magic Jokes

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

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What do you call a dog who can do magic?

A labracadabrador

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Hoo-dini!

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Hoo-Dini!

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What's the difference between Congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

How do you spell coward?

S-O-N-Y

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Op Jokes More Op Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter?

Nine and three quarters.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!

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What do you say when a Polish magician performs a magic trick?

Nailed it

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!