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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW