Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.