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Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

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What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture