Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
The Ottoman Empire.
Elrond's cupboard.
A Reputable.
The parents move the furniture.
Overstuffed.
Get some furniture
The multiplication table.
They are just furniture with the ability to die.
Rearranged the furniture
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
From the ideal gnome exhibition!
You can get cereal without nuts.
In his nutsack...
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
By craic-ing his knuckles.
Paddy O'Furniture
Paddy o' furniture
He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.
Top notch.
ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Neither deliver on Sundays.
Sleigh-er
Patty O'Furniture.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Patty O'Furniture
