Furniture Jokes

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

What's the longest piece of furniture in the school?

The multiplication table.

Where did the witch get her furniture?

From the ideal gnome exhibition!

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What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Crabs on your organ.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

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What's the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

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What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.