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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying:'(

Where did Robin Williams go after he died?

To the Mork.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What does a Frog use to fish with?

A TAD POLE.

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.