What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

How did the toad die?

He simply croaked!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What did the starfish say when it realized that it lost it's ability to regenerate limbs?

I can't remember.