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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why did the women cross the road?

Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen!!!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What did a blind boy's parent's do to punish him?

Rearranged the furniture

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.