What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Furniture Jokes More Furniture Jokes

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

Where do Turkish people go to purchase their furniture?

The Ottoman Empire.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.