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What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.