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What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.