Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery