Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

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How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'