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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What is the height of honesty?

A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Freaky Jokes More Freaky Jokes

How do punctuation marks get freaky?

The comma sutra

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

Fast Delivery Jokes More Fast Delivery Jokes

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery