They promised freaky fast delivery
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.
Nothing. But he promised he'd make it up to them on the next one.
Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had
A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins
You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"
The comma sutra
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