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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".

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Whats the best part of living in Switzerland?

Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.