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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

How do boats apologise?

S ry!

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Unscrew Jokes More Unscrew Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.