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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many homophones does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Jesus and his photo?

It takes only one nail to hang the photo

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Unscrew Jokes More Unscrew Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.