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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Amish people does it take to change a lightbulb?

A what?

How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Pregnant Woman Jokes More Pregnant Woman Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.