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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

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He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

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Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.

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What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.