What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What is Dracula's favorite pudding?

Leeches and scream.

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What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What's brown and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron

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Why couldn't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

Because he was married.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why do we need iron in our diets?

Because it's good ferrous.

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!