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Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What did the guy with 6 children say to the guy with six felonies?

I don't know they were speaking Spanish.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department