Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."
Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.
Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"
And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"
Like, did you ask him Because only one of us is screaming right now.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
Dodged-a-Rango
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
