Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital?

An Ambulance Armstrong

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A Dinosaucer

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel

What is a bus?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki