What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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A carpet.

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.