What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits?

Make it sew number 1!

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Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.