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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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How can you tell when your drowning in milk?

When it gets pasteurise.

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent