What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

What country uses the most foul language?

Turkey

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Who's there! Cereal! Cereal who?

Cereal pleasure to meet you!

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Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.