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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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Catholic

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Arapahoe.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What are Mitt Romney's favorite shoes?

Flip flops