What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

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Who's there! Buckle! Buckle who?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else!

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why did 9 bust 1?

Because 6 8 9

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What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks?

Milk and quackers.

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.