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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk sheeps?

With Apple accessories.

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

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Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

Mitt Romney Jokes More Mitt Romney Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why did Mitt Romney feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.