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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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What do you call it when Kony drinks too much?

Cognac

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

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What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing.

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What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.