What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!