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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why did the writer not like his friends book?

It wasn't his type.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won't be empty.

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Easter Candy Jokes More Easter Candy Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!