What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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C: PU!

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Just a phew!

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!