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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

What do you get when you cross the New World Order and risque behavior?

The Illuminaughty

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...