What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What reindeer can jump higher than a house?

They all can! Houses can't jump!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch?

He was the skipper!