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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?

A hen that lays pooched eggs.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do snakes have on their bath towels?

Hiss and Hers!

What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What sound does a pool make when someone you don't like jumps in?

DOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHEEEEEE!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.