What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.