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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.