What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.