Kangaroo Jokes

A wooly jumper!

A woolly jumper.

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

A WOOLY JUMPER

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Big holes all over Australia!

Baby kangaroos.

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

They both can't ride a bike.

Help! My pocket's been picked!

A Mars-upial

Big holes all over Australia!

Because a house can't jump.

('A jump rope')

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

They are two tired.

This is baaaad.

He gets stumped.

Hell-if-I-know

A kid who loves halalpenos

Because it was rated arrr!

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

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Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

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