Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine Reddit with dry humor?

Circle jerky.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What do you hear when a sheep blows up?

Sis boom baa Carnac

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.