Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Baby Kangaroo Jokes More Baby Kangaroo Jokes

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Geordie Jokes More Geordie Jokes

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Big Hole Jokes More Big Hole Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why are LED's a good investment?

Because they always diode.

Who leads the corn into battle?

The kernal!