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Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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Your Age Is Only Math

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Howard was a kid with a paper route?

Probably not. Opie delivered.

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's the difference between a monster and a mouse?

A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Kangaroo Court Jokes More Kangaroo Court Jokes

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.