Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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Because he was in the coo klux klan

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Because it ends with A-men

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

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Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of scientologist almonds?

Nuts.

What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why were people angry wen the chiken crossed the rd?

Cus he looked one way, then another way after.

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.