Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A wooly jumper!

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?

A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead!

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A Mars-upial

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

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A Chicago Bear

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

Who was the first striker?

Jesus. He went for the cross

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A duck

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Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.