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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!