Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack?

Morning wood.

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!