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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!