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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

Marsupial Jokes More Marsupial Jokes

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

Koalafie Jokes More Koalafie Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.