How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many mens' rights activists does out take to change a lightbulb?

Well, not all of them.

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

How long were you at your last job?

"Seven-and-a-half inches... same as now"

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What did the koala bear say to the barber?

You ca-lip this