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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Technically just one, as long as he's koalafied.

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!