How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I'm no scientist

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Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!