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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

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Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!