Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!