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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!