Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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What's the best thing about alzheimers?

You're always meeting new people.

How do sceptics introduce themselves?

I don't believe we've met...

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!