Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

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Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!