What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.