What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

What kind of shoes to frogs like?

Open toad sandals!

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!