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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why won't the ocean let us drink its water?

Because it's too salty.

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

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Why was the tea so obstinate?

Because it was steeped in tradition.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!