What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

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What kind of drugs to frogs take?

Methamphibians.

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

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What do you call a koala that drives?

A koalafied driver! *badum-tis*

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!