What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!