What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

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What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit