March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Previous Random Joke Next
Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Koala Jokes More Koala Jokes

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.