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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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Why aren't koalas real bears?

Because they don't meet the koalifications!

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

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What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.