What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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What's black and smells like Shiraz?

Tyrone Lannister

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.

What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

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What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit