What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

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What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

What's up, Chuck?

Not much, but my name's not Chuck" *vomits*

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What did the koalas say after getting in a fender bender?

Eucalyptus.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit