What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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Which of these jokes do the pigs like best?

The corniest ones.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.