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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?

A boar constrictor!

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What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!