What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

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What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What do you call a flying pig?

Swine flu