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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

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What does Isaac Asimov take when he has the flu?

I, Robotussin.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.