Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

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Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: