Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

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Because it didn't concentrate.

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A trip without the kids

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

Why is it hard for men to understand women?

Because you have to study abroad to understand them.

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A hot dog and a six pack.

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I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.