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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

You barium

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence