Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.