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Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.