Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Consider Jokes More Consider Jokes

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.