Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
Because it's intense
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
Plutocracy
Brooklyn
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Most weddings happen in June.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Any place without a drive-up window.
An IPhone.
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
Because he is.
Because, His last name was Dafoe
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
It's intense!
He didn't want to stake his tent.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
One bursts into tears. The other bursts out of tears
Get divorced.
He was into inflation.
Because he'd drop everything
Take me to the airport.
4 if you have a dog.
Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Omelette you finish.
DMV.
HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY!
She switches from Ragu to Prego.
A stillborn
