Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?
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Because it's intense
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Because he was transitioning.
Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.
One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.
It's because they're always drunk as hell.
Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!
Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.
Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.
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Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Because they were still considered monkeys.
Brooklyn
They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.
Most weddings happen in June.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Any place without a drive-up window.
An IPhone.
He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.
Because he is.
Because, His last name was Dafoe
Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.
They're able to make a fun-gal cream.
I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.
A hot dog and a six pack.
Because he always showed up in cuneiform.
Because his wife needs him.
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
Not being retarded
LeBronze James
Christian bail.
A roamin' Catholic.
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
E.T actually learned English and wanted to go home.
Because it's in tents.
It's In-tents
Gluten tag!
Because they cant finish a race.
Both think the shorter the better.
You get a Christian Bale
Petrified wood.
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
