Consider Jokes

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Consider Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Love Card

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

I Love Pizza & You

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Why was William considered a enemy?

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

What's a Christian's favourite chord progression?

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

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