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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist?

Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero.

What political ideology does Hades consider himself to be apart of?

Plutocracy

Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic?

Brooklyn

Why is Halloween considered the scariest time of the year?

Most weddings happen in June.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

What's considered an homemade gift in China?

An IPhone.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

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Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

Why was King Tutenkhamen considered the best pharaoh in all of Egypt?

Because he always showed up in cuneiform.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

Undergo Jokes More Undergo Jokes

Why did the Native American undergo cellular respiration?

To make A TP

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do the Irish do after winning the World Cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

Chicken Sedan Jokes More Chicken Sedan Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!

How many doors are on a chicken coop?

Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef