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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Elliot Rodger Jokes More Elliot Rodger Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.