What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What's the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through one of his skits without laughing

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Elliot Rodger Jokes More Elliot Rodger Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.