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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

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How do you crack a joke on r/Jokes?

Ctrl+v.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.