What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?

An asphalt

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.