How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Boolean Cube Jokes More Boolean Cube Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

What is the new fad diet for ghost developers?

The Boolean.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.