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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Whats the difference between and old computer and a woman?

A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Boolean Cube Jokes More Boolean Cube Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.