How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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When your mom is mad at you and finds anything to throw at you https://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=75cA3xmssM

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Boolean Cube Jokes More Boolean Cube Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth?

He had his soup before it was cool.

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

Why did the school principal forbid the use of true/false tests?

It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.