How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What did the dentist say to the computer?

This won't hurt a byte

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Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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What did Sean Connery say to a couple of lobsters he saw take up an extra parking space?

You're two shellfish.

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

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What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

What is the new fad diet for ghost developers?

The Boolean.