How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Boolean Cube Jokes More Boolean Cube Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What do you call soup that you've found a hair in?

Rabbit Soup

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.