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How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Boolean Cube Jokes More Boolean Cube Jokes

What mathematical cube can you cook with?

A boolean cube!

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Boolean Jokes More Boolean Jokes

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.