Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell