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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

Pu Jokes More Pu Jokes

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Encounter Jokes More Encounter Jokes

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

F(x)

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!