What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How did AL Gore program his computer?

With the proper al-gor-ithms

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

F(x)