What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

C Jokes More C Jokes

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

How does a Plutonium Gun sounds like?

Pu! Pu! Pu!

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What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem?

F(x)