Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.
When there's white-out all over the screen
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
A screensaver.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
A co-operating system.
A Dell
Switching Users
No it doesn't...
Micro chips
It had freed up one GB of space.
Her computer had a bug...
Revolver Camelot!
A Dell.
Logic
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Because he had a hard drive!
Because it's a Dell.
Adell.
He was looking for a webpage!
It was a bit buggy.
Want to date hot Russians!
Unix
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
C: PU!
A space bar.
Error 404 joke not found.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Adele
ScRAM
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
The Mail Room
Nothing.
It's gone.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
In bytes
Because they've got Ramallah.
Because it had too many threads.
She puts in in the microwave.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
It's not there.
A compooter. 8D
It slipped a disk.
Because they let IT go
A big mac.
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
A slipped disk.
A sore finger.
A Tolkien Ring network.
Someone stepped on the mouse.
Because it had the wrong Driver
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
When it's internight.
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
It's a Dell.
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
JabbaScript
Lap-top!
A free upgrade
Neither work when you open windows.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
The Netcracker suite.
It's a shifty business.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
It bytes
Mowed 'em.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
It had a screw loose.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
This won't hurt a byte
Cause it had a hard drive.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
PC Plod.
Windows update message asking you to restart your computer
The recycle bin.
Hoppy disks!
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.
With the proper al-gor-ithms
He wipes the hard drive.
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Because it had a hard drive.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Because they heard he's a web developer.
A computer with a lot of bites!
Leeds.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
James Bonding bah dun tss
Moist-your-eyes-er
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
They whip cream!
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
Currant Affairs
Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)
Because 7 8 9
Adobe Wan Kenobi
PDF puh-duh... ffffff
Put sheet music in front of him
The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing
The L'Hyatt
A bus
