Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.
When there's white-out all over the screen
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
A screensaver.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
A co-operating system.
A Dell
Switching Users
No it doesn't...
Micro chips
It had freed up one GB of space.
It won't be there
Nothing.
Her computer had a bug...
Revolver Camelot!
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.
A Dell.
Logic
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Because he had a hard drive!
Because it's a Dell.
Adell.
He was looking for a webpage!
Well, it worked with the slaves.
It was a bit buggy.
Want to date hot Russians!
Unix
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
C: PU!
You can punch information into a computer.
A space bar.
Error 404 joke not found.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Adele
ScRAM
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
The Mail Room
It's gone.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
In bytes
Because they've got Ramallah.
Because it had too many threads.
She puts in in the microwave.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
It's not there.
A compooter. 8D
It slipped a disk.
Computer
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
Because they let IT go
A big mac.
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
A slipped disk.
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
A sore finger.
A Tolkien Ring network.
Someone stepped on the mouse.
Because it had the wrong Driver
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
When it's internight.
Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
It's a Dell.
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
JabbaScript
Lap-top!
A free upgrade
Neither work when you open windows.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
The Netcracker suite.
It's a shifty business.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
Too weak.
He wasn't using protection.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
It bytes
Mowed 'em.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
They can both burn C.D's
It had a screw loose.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Ask the NSA for a backup.
This won't hurt a byte
Cause it had a hard drive.
He wanted to have webbed feet.
I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.
The PDF file. What part of your computer is most likely to molest your child The PDF file.
PC Plod.
The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one
They had No Quarter
He has a hollow-weiner.
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
Because it's Nicaragua
There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde There's writing on the white-out.
They are very loud when triggered.
A bomb vest does something when triggered.
Lack of concentration.
She was on fire.
With a plunger.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Because they, like, can't even!
The vegetable garden.
