Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.
When there's white-out all over the screen
They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
A screensaver.
Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)
A co-operating system.
A Dell
Switching Users
You can actually punch information into a computer.
No it doesn't...
Micro chips
It had freed up one GB of space.
It won't be there
Nothing.
Her computer had a bug...
Revolver Camelot!
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
A Dell.
Logic
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Because he had a hard drive!
Because it's a Dell.
Adell.
He was looking for a webpage!
Well, it worked with the slaves.
It was a bit buggy.
Want to date hot Russians!
Unix
It said that it had 20 cookies in it.
C: PU!
You can punch information into a computer.
A space bar.
Error 404 joke not found.
Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.
Adele
ScRAM
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
The Mail Room
It's gone.
They both stop working properly when you open windows.
In bytes
Because they've got Ramallah.
Because it had too many threads.
She puts in in the microwave.
A computer only has to have information punched into it once.
It's not there.
A compooter. 8D
It slipped a disk.
Computer
You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)
I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"
Because they let IT go
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
A big mac.
So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.
A slipped disk.
They see his AMA and turn off the computer.
A sore finger.
A Tolkien Ring network.
Someone stepped on the mouse.
Because it had the wrong Driver
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
You get a short circut.
It would just take a few bytes then run.
When it's internight.
Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)
C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run
IT: Work M: Who hurt you
It's a Dell.
They can't afford computers in Africa.
Because I think it makes perfect scents.
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
JabbaScript
Lap-top!
A free upgrade
Neither work when you open windows.
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
The Netcracker suite.
It's a shifty business.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
Too weak.
He wasn't using protection.
Restarted.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
It bytes
Mowed 'em.
He wanted to feed the mouse.
They can both burn C.D's
It had a screw loose.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Dung!
About 5000 miles.
Mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb
She turned it over and used the other side.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
Adobe-Wan Kenobi
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out
She ran away from the ball.
