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What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)