Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!