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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.