Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

How do chickens connect online?

FaceBAWK!

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!