Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Previous Random Joke Next

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!