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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

What's the difference between your mom and my computer?

I can still turn your mom on.

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Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper?

Because he rarely shaved the balls.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!