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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!