Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

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Who's the biggest joke on the football team?

The PUNter

Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.