Because his wife needs him.
And in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
It needed a filling.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Because she was too shallow.
Because they're good at commiting.
