Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.