Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.