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Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

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What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.