Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Good Husband Jokes More Good Husband Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.