What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

What is a paranoid man's favorite food?

Who wants to know?

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his wife-to-be?

Feyonce.

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Sob Jokes More Sob Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*