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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

How about a quickie?

Wife: As opposed to what

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

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What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.