What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

What did Dr Dre say to his wife during Netflix and chill?

Hope you're ready for the next episode

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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What did one turtle say to the other eel?

Hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

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What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels