What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

Where were you wanting to go?

Then not go, then go, then not go, then get bored and juggle

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib?

A snowmobile!

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

Sob Jokes More Sob Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*