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Eel Jokes

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

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What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

Why can't an eel and an eagle team up?

Because it would be eel-eagle!

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

Hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the Marine Biologist say when he saw two eels making love?

It's a Moray.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

How do eels get around the seabed?

They go by octobus.