What did the Italian diver say when he saw an eel?

That's a moray!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Eel Jokes More Eel Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

Moray Jokes More Moray Jokes

What's Dean Martin's favorite eel?

That's a moray.

What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"