What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

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What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?

Fill me in when you get back

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!