What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.