What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

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What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What do you get when you cross a canyon with a horse?

I don't know nobody has ever made it across.

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

How do sheep divide candy?

They all get their fair shear

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.