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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Candy Jokes More Candy Jokes

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!