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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What did the Japanese Journey covers band sing at the funeral?

Don't stop, bereaving!

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What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth?

An endentured servant

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.