Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What do you call not wanting to reminisce?

No-stalgia.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.