Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

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Hide their trainers.

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.