Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

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How do you stop a taliban tank?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What's got no teeth and smells?

The gearbox in the wife's car...

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.