Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

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Why did Loki want the tesseract?

To get rid of his tesserection

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Because he wants tequila. Literally.

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How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity?

Batvirus (stolen joke xD)

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Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

What time should you book dental appointments for?

2:30 (Tooth hurty!)

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the mother feed her newborn lamb?

Because it's baby food.